Zellurs 

an incredibly annoying, stupid, gay dumb mother fucker. Can also be someone with horrible spelling or grammar

Guy 1: D00d I gawt liek 6 beejayz thiz weekend!11
Guy 2: Dude, quit being a fucking Zellurs...

Guy 1: Lolz Iam teh p00n!11

Zellurs by Connor R October 16, 2008

mr zellers 

The most badass teacher in the whole United States. He also smokes joints nonstop

Person 1: dude I heard mr zellers is badass

Friend: hell yeah man he is hella dope

mr zellers by Bad ass nig March 12, 2014

Zellers Promotion 

A promotion when they wont say its a promotion, It gives you double the work at the same wage which is about the same as minium wage.

I just did till before. now i get to do till, fitting rooms, and clean the store.

Yet thats a Zellars Promotion

but do i get a raise,
Nope i said its a "Zellers Promotion".

Zellers Promotion by hmm i dont know why i still March 9, 2010

Zellers

The GHETTO of all retailers in Canada.

I went shopping at Zellers today and thought I was going to get mugged.

Zellers by Lays Chips April 10, 2010

Zellers

It was the best store. If you disagree with me you are wrong, and you will always be wrong about everything, and nobody will want your input anymore because you are wrong all the time.

Alan: "I loved Zellers."
Josh: "I hated Zellers."
LATER:
Will: "Josh whats 9+10?"
Josh: "21"
Will: "you stupid"

Zellers by sillygoose42069 July 25, 2021

Zellers

Canada's bootleg version of Wal-Mart, only trashier.

Wal-mart is closed today, so I guess I'll have to go to Zellers.

Zellers by notstella October 12, 2008

zellers dink 

aka "Z.D." A stinky film left on your johnson after having sex with a dirty slut. From the cheap, low-end discount department store in Canada called Zellers.

Man, I got a nasty case of zellers dink from that ho last night...

zellers dink by gordberg October 11, 2006