zellars
Zellars is someone who you can count on to tell the corniest dad jokes. Need a good fucking laugh? Call a Zellars.
Fucking Zellars.
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mr zellers by Bad ass nig March 12, 2014
Zellers Promotion
A promotion when they wont say its a promotion, It gives you double the work at the same wage which is about the same as minium wage.
I just did till before. now i get to do till, fitting rooms, and clean the store.
Yet thats a Zellars Promotion
but do i get a raise,
Nope i said its a "Zellers Promotion".
Yet thats a Zellars Promotion
but do i get a raise,
Nope i said its a "Zellers Promotion".
Zellers Promotion by hmm i dont know why i still March 9, 2010
Zellers
Zellers by Lays Chips April 10, 2010
Zellers
It was the best store. If you disagree with me you are wrong, and you will always be wrong about everything, and nobody will want your input anymore because you are wrong all the time.
Alan: "I loved Zellers."
Josh: "I hated Zellers."
LATER:
Will: "Josh whats 9+10?"
Josh: "21"
Will: "you stupid"
Josh: "I hated Zellers."
LATER:
Will: "Josh whats 9+10?"
Josh: "21"
Will: "you stupid"
Zellers by sillygoose42069 July 25, 2021
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