Zeeus

A bus company or a retard who cannot spell Zeus

Hey guys, I am God of Thunder... Zeeus!

No you are not, you are just a dyslexic fuck

Zeeus by Whocaresmate June 29, 2022

Zeus 

Greek God of Thunder. He also happens to be a hoe as he has no problem banging the shit out of his sisters, daughters, mortals, creatures, and even a man.

Zeus: I'm gonna put my dick in it.

Everyone: Don't put ur dick in it.

Zeus: toO LATE

Zeus by Plagiarism2.09gagthief May 29, 2018

Zeus Swerve 

The act of booting a member of the opposing team via network stressors while playing Destiny.

I was about to lose a Trials of Osiris match to a really good team, but I gave them the ole Zeus Swerve and stole the W.

Zeus Swerve by BlumpMoistBulbousPhlegmSlacks November 4, 2016

Zeus 

The biggest womanizer of all the gods

"Did you hear. Zeus cheated on Hera again."
"Huh, it must be Tuesday "

Zeus by Mendes101 July 3, 2015

Zeeshan

The name of an amazing person who is truly loyal and great to everyone he knows. He is typically the life of the party and makes any situation better. His smile can brighten up any room any day. If you know a Zeeshan, consider yourself lucky!!

Guy: I'm feeling depressed today.
Girl: You should talk to Zeeshan, he'll make you feel better

Zeeshan by slim313 October 31, 2011

Zeus 

The Greek mythology God of incest and adultery. He also controls lightning or sum shit.

Zeus is the name of a Greek God

Zeus by Okazaki Tomoya April 15, 2021

zeebus 

global strain on the human life

"man, zeebus is really effecting me in a negative way today"

zeebus by lil' hitler December 31, 2008