Zeeus

A bus company or a retard who cannot spell Zeus

Hey guys, I am God of Thunder... Zeeus!

No you are not, you are just a dyslexic fuck

by Whocaresmate June 29, 2022

Zeus

Greek God of Thunder. He also happens to be a hoe as he has no problem banging the shit out of his sisters, daughters, mortals, creatures, and even a man.

Zeus: I'm gonna put my dick in it.

Everyone: Don't put ur dick in it.

Zeus: toO LATE

by Plagiarism2.09gagthief May 29, 2018

Zeus Swerve

The act of booting a member of the opposing team via network stressors while playing Destiny.

I was about to lose a Trials of Osiris match to a really good team, but I gave them the ole Zeus Swerve and stole the W.

by BlumpMoistBulbousPhlegmSlacks November 4, 2016

Zeus

The biggest womanizer of all the gods

"Did you hear. Zeus cheated on Hera again."
"Huh, it must be Tuesday "

by Mendes101 July 3, 2015

Zeeshan

The name of an amazing person who is truly loyal and great to everyone he knows. He is typically the life of the party and makes any situation better. His smile can brighten up any room any day. If you know a Zeeshan, consider yourself lucky!!

Guy: I'm feeling depressed today.
Girl: You should talk to Zeeshan, he'll make you feel better

by slim313 October 31, 2011

Zeus

The Greek mythology God of incest and adultery. He also controls lightning or sum shit.

Zeus is the name of a Greek God

by Okazaki Tomoya April 15, 2021

zeebus

global strain on the human life

"man, zeebus is really effecting me in a negative way today"

by lil' hitler December 31, 2008