Zeena'd

To be confused

Dam son you just got Zeena'd

Zeena'd by thy_bird October 31, 2023

done a zena 

When you ask something so obvious as you ask the question you realise you know the answer already.

Also

Asking for help with a task to realise you just haven't followed instructions

Excuse me how do I open this door labelled Pull, I've pushed it several times and it hasn't worked never mind I've done a Zena

I couldn't submit my essay online, so I did a zena and emailed it directly

done a zena by COHORT8 August 5, 2023

Did A Zena 

When you mentally plot to leave a toxic relationship, toxic workplace or toxic "friendship" ASAP.

"Hey I Did A Zena today and resigned. My colleague keeps giving me creepy side-eye and death stares, another one says "done" instead of "did", another one micro-manages me to death and asks me what religion I am (tf?)... should I contact HR?"
"Nah, just come work for me. I'll pay you more anyway."

Did A Zena by CohortFail May 30, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008