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White Zebra 

When a Caucasian loses a lot of weight and has lasting stretch marks. The resulting white scars on white skin create a white zebra
Did you see Sean? Ever since he’s been on meth he’s lost a ton of weight and looks like a white zebra

Exotic like a white zebra 

You're exotic like a white zebra, because black zebras simply not that exotic.

Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra 

do something not involving me, find a hobby, aka hop off my dick
I told my ex to get herself Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra when she nagged me after the break up for her favorite thong she left at my residence.