Zebra Job

When a girl gives a hand job with such a harsh grip that she bruises the penis. The resulting bruises makes the penis look like a Zebra. (Is it white with black bruises, or black with white bruises)?

Dude, Becky just gave me a sick-nasty Zebra Job! It hurts so good!

Zebra Job by MOMMMMMMMMMMMM August 14, 2009

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Zebra Job

When Philip Rivers gives the refs head so San Diego can get one step closer to blowing it and never winning a championship. Sometimes refered to as a 'ZJ'.

Yo, did you see that Zebra Job Rivers was giving the refs last night?

Zebra Job by Chargers Eat Balls January 4, 2009

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Zebrajob

A handjob from a black girl and a white girl at the same time. They must interlock fingers to give the black and white stripe appearance of a zebra.

"LaFonda and Amy gave me an awesome zebrajob"

Zebrajob by Iridiumfire November 3, 2009

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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