Zandered

When a male is having sex and busts a nut in under 60 seconds. When you start and finish a task really quickly.

Dude, Michael was taping Megan last night and totally Zandered her. That shit was embarrassing.

by Burgundy Boy March 17, 2019

to be Zantered

Making someone believe you have something they really really want, making them offer strange and disturbing things to get it, and having a good laugh at their expense.

"What would you do to get my beta account-key, the one I don't really want actually?"
"I'd suck you"
"Hmm, something better.Would you mind letting some guy pull all your teeth?"
"No, not at all, please fetch him right away"

by Vaithes July 18, 2004

Zangered

To be under the influence of Cocaine

Did you see Jonny at the party last night? He was so zangered,probably didnt sleep much.

by L.Charles April 7, 2011

Zanderdick

When you have a small dick, but you know how to use it.

Michelle: I heard he has a small dick?

Tammy: No he has a Zanderdick!

Michelle: Oh shit, so he knows how to put the motion in the ocean?

Tammy: Exactly

by Lilpepe69 August 17, 2018