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Causing a female to have multiple orgasm so intense that she loses control of her bowels.
"Bro, did you poop in your bed?"

"Nah son..that's not mine. I Zaleskied that girl last night from the party."

Zaleski by Mattazine March 3, 2009
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a common last name of Polish Origin meaning "little house by the edge of the woods" People with this name are also associated with royalty.
The Zaleski's are from Poland
zaleski by Mav97 April 12, 2008
The greatest last name there is to have. usually has to do with a man with a big cock.
wow did you see that zaleski kids dick
zaleski by shit5555544 February 2, 2009

Christian Zaleski 

When a guy has the best hair, best teeth and smile, is charming, outgoing, and hilarious.
Dude, did you see that guy just then?

He’s a real Christian Zaleski
Christian Zaleski by The randy reed December 25, 2022

Mrs.Zaleski 

Mrs.Zaleski is a terrible teacher. She is so fat she looks like a slug. I think she has diabetes. She needs to stop she was always yell at me in class hashtag Madison with no no oh my God okay whatever. Stop okay so Mister Stefani will always yell at her. Should always eat your vegetables by her fat we still hang out for sure. I really don't like her class of 2017.how do you act like this paragraph then I'm running right now I'm I'm very bored while you make more words hatchet gang gang okay. beam me up beat me up sis I'm very I'm very bored right now add me on Snapchat hashtags copy 69 daddy oh my God okay no it will stop stop it right now. Hashtag! I'm crashed at? Hashtag fat morgue hashtag...??.?.?okay guys want one last thing I don't know what her name is showing up Mrs. Zaleski because she's not even married cuz she's too fat.
Did you see Mrs.zaleski yesterday she was looking fat.
Mrs.Zaleski by pizza face hoe April 18, 2019
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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