Mrs.Zaleski 

Mrs.Zaleski is a terrible teacher. She is so fat she looks like a slug. I think she has diabetes. She needs to stop she was always yell at me in class hashtag Madison with no no oh my God okay whatever. Stop okay so Mister Stefani will always yell at her. Should always eat your vegetables by her fat we still hang out for sure. I really don't like her class of 2017.how do you act like this paragraph then I'm running right now I'm I'm very bored while you make more words hatchet gang gang okay. beam me up beat me up sis I'm very I'm very bored right now add me on Snapchat hashtags copy 69 daddy oh my God okay no it will stop stop it right now. Hashtag! I'm crashed at? Hashtag fat morgue hashtag...??.?.?okay guys want one last thing I don't know what her name is showing up Mrs. Zaleski because she's not even married cuz she's too fat.

Did you see Mrs.zaleski yesterday she was looking fat.

Mrs.Zaleski by pizza face hoe April 18, 2019

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016