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a term used in the song "big poppa" by biggie smalls, when he refers to getting zooty aka smoking the ganja
Yo man roll up that L i wanna get mad zooty
zooty by zooty June 26, 2007
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A bullshit word that makes you lose in a game of scrabble
What the fuck is a zooty
ZOOTY by Chicago92 July 4, 2016
British slang for a marijuana spliff
Nilla K: That carvery was dank, now time to spark a zooty up!
Zooty by Veseylad50 October 5, 2016
A one piece, lycra, singlet and mid thigh shorts, worn for rowing. Short name for a zoot suit.
Oh, I have the worst zooty tan.
zooty by hannnah April 5, 2006

Zooty Call 

A zoom booty call

"A zoom booty call, a zooty call if that is not what it is called it needs to be but I believe it is." -Darkness Jackson (Stephen Jackson)

Bob: "Hey dude just had my first ever booty call on zoom. "
Steve: "You mean a zooty call? That is weak man."
Bob"Hey f*ck you @$$hole"
Bob: "Hey dud just had my first ever booty call on zoom."
Steve:"You mean a zooty call? That is weak man what were you doing touching your screen!"
Bob:"Hey f*ck you @$$hole"

zooty move 

when you are zooted and do stupid shit or act a fool
Yo Pete did a zooty move and fell on his ass when he tried getting out my car
zooty move by thebigcroatdude May 30, 2008

zooty fruity 

when one is feeling so ridiculously high off marijuana and is feeling overly-hardass for being so.
Yoooo I got this dope ass nugget the other day...boutta get super zooty fruity broooo
zooty fruity by JM0rbeezyy October 27, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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