Definitions by Veseylad50

Stan 

Someone who really likes a girl too much and repeatedly sends them embarrassing and obsessive messages despite not getting a message back, like the protagonist in the Eminem song ‘Stan’

Lucy: omg that James keeps messaging me, he’s such a Stan

Stan by Veseylad50 November 8, 2018

Concierge 

A hired servant who carries out menial and effortless tasks for a very low wage - essentially the closest thing in 21st Century Western civilisation to a slave.

Alex: "I heard you're a concierge now?"
Dooze: "I am, what do you need?"
Alex: "Can you give me a lift to pick up my new car?"
Dooze: "That'll be forty quid"
Alex: "...how about a zoot?"

Concierge by Veseylad50 July 10, 2017

Zooty 

British slang for a marijuana spliff

Nilla K: That carvery was dank, now time to spark a zooty up!

Zooty by Veseylad50 October 5, 2016

dank gash 

A collective term used to describe attractive women. More commonly used in exotic locations or in extreme and infrequent weather conditions, such as snow etc.

"The snow brings out all the dank gash."
"What you on about Dooze?"
"There's been an abundance of dank looking girls since its been snowing. Eye candy."

dank gash by Veseylad50 September 20, 2016

dank gash 

English slang for a group of extremely attractive women.

"The snow brings out all the dank gash"
"How do you work that out Dooze?"
"Because there's been an abundance of dank looking girls since it's been snowing. Eye candy"

dank gash by Veseylad50 September 2, 2016