Stan

Someone who really likes a girl too much and repeatedly sends them embarrassing and obsessive messages despite not getting a message back, like the protagonist in the Eminem song ‘Stan’
Lucy: omg that James keeps messaging me, he’s such a Stan
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Zooty

Nilla K: That carvery was dank, now time to spark a zooty up!
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dank gash

English slang for a group of extremely attractive women.
"The snow brings out all the dank gash"
"How do you work that out Dooze?"
"Because there's been an abundance of dank looking girls since it's been snowing. Eye candy"
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Concierge

A hired servant who carries out menial and effortless tasks for a very low wage - essentially the closest thing in 21st Century Western civilisation to a slave.
Alex: "I heard you're a concierge now?"
Dooze: "I am, what do you need?"
Alex: "Can you give me a lift to pick up my new car?"
Dooze: "That'll be forty quid"
Alex: "...how about a zoot?"
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dank gash

A collective term used to describe attractive women. More commonly used in exotic locations or in extreme and infrequent weather conditions, such as snow etc.
"The snow brings out all the dank gash."
"What you on about Dooze?"
"There's been an abundance of dank looking girls since its been snowing. Eye candy."
by Veseylad50 September 20, 2016
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