a popular colloqialism used in the south pacific to describe graphs or charts of little or no meaning. usually they appear with no title, axis, or scale. picture a diagonal line on a piece of paper.
marcel> oh here is that graph of last months performance that you needed
boss> what way up does it go?
marcel> im not sure, its a zeeman.
Ass hole Radio presenter, who enjoys to telling people with emotion problems and disorders ( unemployed, alcoholics) that they are horrible, and they should "upper cut themselves". Had a tumor, he survived, oh well, maybe some other day.
Used when someone is telling you to get over things that you feel very fragile and emotional about and you're sick of it.
James: My girlfriend just dumped me, I feel horrible.
A common name for Male. It is very sacred chosenly and most likely is picken by the parents. The source of this name usually comes from the last page of the Common Name List in Oxford Dictionary
High risk of being bullied in high school due to it's similar pronounciation to the word 'seman' in English.
I hate my name being Zeeman.
How do I pronounce your name, 'Zeeman'?
Wow, Zeeman, keep it in your pants brah