"What people around you understand about your personal history."
You alone have experienced your whole life, everyone else have seen bits and pieces of it.
His/her "Yourney" are those bits and pieces of another person that you know of.
"Fastcars, lots of money - I wish I had the yourney of this celeb"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.