YourBALD 

He’s a sexy, handsome, big cock motherfucker

Yooo that’s really YourBALD!!

YourBALD by RandomNigga1090 August 7, 2021

your bald headed granny 

instead of the un-so popular your mom insult.

person one- yer mom!
person two- yer DAD!
person one- yeah?!
person two- YEAH!
person one- well, your bald headed granny!!
person two- ooooh, burnnn.

your bald headed granny by Kotton Kopter March 26, 2008

Yourbanddickedonharry 

When the definition of a phrase has no correlation to the root word. And refers to the people who decline all definition votes because they are too envious that they weren't clever enough to come up with something as funny

If this doesn't get posted my point is proven and I've been yourbanddickedonharry.

Yourbanddickedonharry by Shrewby July 22, 2020

slap your bald friend day 

slap your bald friend day is a day where you slap your bald friend on the head

june 15th

oh hey its slap your bald friend day today, SLAP!

slap your bald friend day by okayokaylala June 13, 2023

do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair

The arranged version of the song's lyric, by Elvis Aaron Presley(known as Elvis Presley). He performed the song called "Are You Lonesome To-Night?" in August 1969 at International Hotel in Las Vegas. The original lyric is "Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there", however he was in high mood, he apparently changed it to "Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair". A moment later, Elvis noticed that a bald man in the front row took off his wig and swaying to the music.

Are you lonesome tonight,
Do you miss me tonight?
Are you sorry we drifted apart?
Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day
When I kissed you and called you sweetheart?
Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair?
Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?

do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair by DDDelvissweetheart February 18, 2017