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How are you now 

The typical conversation starter, or greeting which South Western Ontario residences use. Very common in rural areas, and becomes less common the closer you get to urban areas. More commonly pronounced "How'r'yah'now", with hard pronunciation on vowels.
Gord- "How are you now?"
Mike- "Good, and you?"
Gord- "Not s'bad"
How are you now by Chic1550 October 31, 2017

Youknowwhatspot

A more polite, but jokingly way of referencing the Mens’ Genitalia.
“Oh f*ck he hit my in the youknowwhatspot!”

“These underpants are quite uncomfortable on my youknowwhatspot.”
Youknowwhatspot by Bklyn07 March 14, 2022

youknowsit 

As quoted by the oh so famous Welsh Rappers The Goldie Lookin' Chain, or GLC
Youknowsit clart...
youknowsit by Benjee December 6, 2004

Need You Now 

A hit single by Lady Antebellum that reached #2 on the Billboard Hot 100.

The song is sweet for its message, which is not "Baby, I've been thinking about you and loving you" but rather "Hey, douchebag, get your ass over here because I'm shitfaced."
Another shot of whiskey/cant stop looking at the door...

Its a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and
I need you now, said I wouldnt call
but I lost all control and I need you now.
and I dont know how I can do without, I just need you now...
Need You Now by Trentlane May 12, 2010

Youngwon 

A celestial being, said to be the son of the CEO of Samsung. While abandoned in ooty, his power of chromosome blending grows daily. Soon he will pupate into the ultimate being.
Oh lord Youngwon accept this sacrifice of tortoise feet and mangoes!
Youngwon: who asked
Youngwon by ushowspeed March 4, 2023
Noun- Someone who is new to Youtube. Commonly will post bad videos and watch videos on the website and be late for work or stay up too late. Generally these people have no sense of time when watching videos as well.
My friend was watching The Best of The Office on Youtube and was late to work. What a younoob.
younoob by Cheterism January 1, 2009
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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