You-glued 

verb:
1) The act of getting caught up watching YouTube, or other such video website, for hours on end.

2) Bouncing from one suggested video to another ad infinitum.

I stayed up all night watching cat videos because I was You-glued.

You-glued by MemphisGuy September 8, 2010

I'm rubber you're glue 

A riposte used when someone calls you a name. Indicates that whatever names or words someone uses in an attempt to offend or insult you, those words will bounce off you, and stick to the name-caller, indicating that he or she is actually indicative of the connotation he or she originally wanted to impart upon you. Also, what I say to Peter to make him cry.

I'm rubber you're glue, your words bounce off me and stick to you.

I'm rubber you're glue by Holly Strop July 17, 2006

I am like rubber, you are like glue 

“I am like rubber, you are like glue. Whatever you say to me, bounces off and sticks to you.”

Commonly used by children, but was originally a hex. Bouncing negativity off of you, back onto the sender.

“You’re going to be the fattiest ugliest loser!”
“I am like rubber, you are like glue. Whatever you say to me, bounces off and sticks to you!”

I am like rubber, you are like glue by ZachariahTheMostBeautiful September 14, 2022