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1. You’re lame/corny af

2. You’re mean or don’t give a fuck about anything
1. That joke was green as fuck on god.

2. You stole from a grandma? Bro you green for that.
2. You green af for kicking the wheelchair kid.
You green by FLling March 11, 2021
you green by Jdiggy5 February 22, 2017

i green you 

green(in terms of revealing love)
#meaning
*can't take my eyes off you
*am so into you
*shot full of love
*tree represent green
tree produces oxygen
and so i do need you to survive
i green you

you are my green
i green you,Darling
i green you by Mrs.Catlady October 13, 2018

I green you 

It means you are real life follower of alone life, you are follow philosophy of paresh gohil ( alone boy) , the name is suggest by paresh gohil
Example : I think that i green you

2 girls buy you a green shirt 

They are most likely bi sexual and want to do a threesome
Sally and Jen these 2 girls buy you a green shirt then we fucked

not as green as you're cabbage looking 

Said upon discovering that an individual is not as unintelligent as initially thought. (Chiefly (NW) British Isles, slang, could be construed as complimentary)
"Eee! I thought you were as thick as two short planks, but it turns out you're not as green as you're cabbage looking"
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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