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You Am I • I'm hard, veiny, and filled with blood. I throb and pulsate too. I usually stop throbbing, when I'm not inside of you. What am I? • you i am; a mayo • I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness. • I am you but from the future • I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND • <.0.6.7.6.0> I Am Messing WIth YOu DUde You WIth Messing Am I<.0.6.7.6.0. • the story to begin with, hello how are you and now without you I am nothing because you are part of my life • Iamyou • I am in love with you
I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness.
When somebody says “ Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!” You just go “ I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness.”
I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND
The type of sentence you'd say when doing a troll test. Or, when replying to something stupid somebody else had said. B7...
Person A: (Being Genuine) Guys, guess what?! My dad's pregnant!
Person B: I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND
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Person A: Welcome to Gusto.
B7: I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND
Person B: I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND
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Person A: Welcome to Gusto.
B7: I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND
I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND by Souperior March 1, 2019
the story to begin with, hello how are you and now without you I am nothing because you are part of my life
the story to begin with, hello how are you and now without you I am nothing because you are part of my life
the story to begin with, hello how are you and now without you I am nothing because you are part of my life
you i am; a mayo
when a cat grabs a bottle of heinz mayo, they learn the definition of the world, and only speaks
"you i am
a mayo"
"you i am
a mayo"
you i am; a mayo by Assistacat February 3, 2021
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