You are not

And the idea that they won't pay the price are just lies you read in some shitty book.

Hym "You don't care about guilt or innocence. You care about 1 thing and 1 thing only. And even if they are... You are not."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

you are not the father

The opposite of you are the father. Meaning a male is not the biological father of a child.

Most often also heard on the Maury Show, when the girl who was banging 16 different guys at the time she got pregnant has no idea who her baby daddy is.

Unlike its counterpart, the words every guy wants to hear if they had sex with some of the nasty ho's on there.

Denise, a 17 year old mother of Shantell, is 1000% sure Elron is the father of the little girl. Elron has stated 'Dat baby don' look nutin' like me' and 'Dat girl iz a hoe!" while Denise screams at him to 'Be a man!' and "Step up to yo' responsibilitays!" Maury holds the envelope-

"When it comes to the case of 2-year old Shantell, Elron...you are NOT the father!"

*Elron then stands up overjoyed and elated, and calls Denise a hoe, slut, and bitch or other similar words as she runs off crying. Elron then whoops it up with the crowd while Denise screams in agony

by ACG2x September 8, 2004

You are not the father

The words that every man loves to hear!

Maury: I hold in my hand the results to the paternity test and...

Cole: *sweating*

Maury: Cole You are not the father!

Cole: I told you bitch I wasn't!

by Ari Shaffir September 25, 2011

You are NOT the father

If you are on the Maury show, and as your head is producing a shower of sweat, to hear those words is like dodging a bullet Maxtrix style. You gloat and probably dance around while that hoe breaks down in tears and runs off to the backstage area to cry harder and sometimes louder.

"In the case of 7th month old child Shauna, Jason, you are NOT the father."

*She breaks down in tears and runs off backstage while Jason does a Michael Jackson impersonation and yells, "THE KID IS NOT MY SON!!!"*

by Royal_Defense710 October 18, 2014

you are not the birdman!

A way to describe someone who does not belong or has done something stupid or just plain sucks.

Also sometimes pronounced birdmang.

Merlin: Why won't Cindy talk to me?

Nick: Simple, YOU ARE NOT THE BIRDMAN!

by birdmanalldaii October 2, 2009

You are not the Valedictorian.

When someone decides to make an impromptu speech at a party or event.

Britany: *stands up and trys to hush the crowd*

I just wanted to thank all you guys for coming out to Marcys party tonight…

Casey: Sit the f**k down. You are not the Valedictorian.

by black.heart.rebel July 8, 2009

You are not the intended recipient

A term used to freindzone someone by conveying that they are not the person who should receive their love. This is usually said in disdain towards the other person.

I'm sorry, but you are not the intended recipient of my love.

by EternityIsGay February 1, 2019