Yorkied 

V. Is to miss an important dinner function or annual banquet repeatedly for the purpose of attending a sporting event. Primarily Utah Grizzlies hockey games but any sport may be substituted.
Named after famed Hockey fan John Yorkey.

Q. Did Robert attend the annual banquet this year?
A. No he Yorkied it. The Broncos had a home game.

Yorkied by Fastbrewer November 15, 2009

dominant yorkie 

The meanest guy in a pack of wimps.

The dominant yorkie wanted trouble so I kicked his ass.

dominant yorkie by benth September 11, 2009

Cold Yorkie 

The act of taking a shit, then freezing it and using the frozen excrement as a sex toy. Bonus points for style and points deducted if it melts during its use.

I just found out that my mum cold yorkie'd herself last night

Cold Yorkie by NotWod February 27, 2015

yorkie 

the best character from jojo rabbit

yorkie: jojo?
jojo: yorkie?
yorkie: hiiiiiii!
another example:
yorkie: i thought i was your best friend?
jojo: no, you're my second best friend!
yorkie: i guess i am just a kid in a fat kid's body...

yorkie by freygeothewhy January 17, 2021

yorked 

The process by which a student enrolled in any program at any level is fucked over by a York University professor or york administration for no apparent reason, usually stemming from a lack of communication but often can have no premise whatsoever

They're not giving me my degree certificate because I owe 50 cents to the library from a book I took out in first year. I'm getting totally Yorked.

yorked by UckPeddie May 14, 2008

Yorked 

The process by which students are screwed over by administrators and student advisers for not fulfilling complicated and obtuse university class requirements.

These requirements are often absurd, often being a half-year class that is only offered every other decade and is taught on a different campus altogether, and is sometimes seen as being a cheap final cash grab from the school.

The term usually applies to university students who are attempting to finally graduate and join the real world.

My adviser told me I had all my classes but when I applied to graduate, I totally got Yorked. Looks like it's back to school for me.

Yorked by Chewbacca1010 October 30, 2008

New Yorked 

When a stranger stares at you while masturbating and for whatever reason you can't leave, usually occurs in the subway. If not paying attention worst case scenario may result in being cumfaced.

Oh my god Carrie you are not going to believe this! Samantha got New yorked again on the subway. At least this time she avoided getting it in the face.

New Yorked by utah June 1, 2015