The Yoglert is a type of gnome that came into existence long ago. The Yoglert can most closely physically be related to the main character from the hit 1980's series "David the Gnome."
The Yoglerts were forced to sell yogurt on the side of the road, lest they be forced into prostitution. No one buys their yogurt. No one.
Him: "Hey honey! While we're on this longstretch of highway, why don't we stop at this Yoglert stand and buy some of their crappy yogurt?"
Her: "No."
The act of searching for a video on the internet, but instead of searching for said video on YouTube, you "google" the video and simply click the YouTube button located on top of the Google search bar. People who engage in the act of yoogltubing tend to be either lazy, incredibly efficient, or just don't like to play by the rules.
OMG my dadjusttold me to yoogletube "bucket of sloths."