Yoitk

Yoyt•kay

noun
An activity deemed mischievous by society’s standards.

adjective

Teeming with impish, pesky, or unruly behavior.

1. You typed WHAT in the Taco Bell self service machine? I should’ve known that you would try and get away with such a heinous yoitk.

2. I was anticipating for months that he would pull some yoitk scheme, but who would’ve thought that he’d do it at his own wedding?

by authbu November 7, 2023

Yoinky Sploinky

Vehicular Manslaughter

"i'm gonna hit 'em with that yoinky sploinky"
(spoken just before running over 3 orphans)

by Planetfinder September 20, 2021

Noo Yoik

It’s the way that New Yorkers pronounce New York, it surprised the hell out of me the first time I heard it. Interestingly, they believe that theirs is the correct pronunciation and that everyone else in the world has got it wrong; they make the most Londoncentric of Londoners seem positively open minded; they do to the American language what Americans do to English. Something else interesting is the temperature range; Summer temperatures can reach 40 degrees Celsius (104 degrees Fahrenheit), dropping to minus 4.4 degrees Celsius (21.4 degrees Fahrenheit)in Winter. Perhaps it is these extremes of temperature that make New York extremely dangerous; in London (population 8.3 – 8.6 million depending on who you believe) 2014 saw 93 murders, while New York (population 8.4 million) saw 328.

“Noo Yoik! That’s the place where things happen!”
“Yeah, like lots of murders. No thanks, you can keep it!”

by AKACroatalin August 8, 2016

Yoiko

She is Yoiko Hibiki. "Yoiko" is actually Ranma pretending to be Ryoga's sister. Ryoga took Akane to his home to see his new puppies, and when Ranma found out, he decided to disguise himself as Ryoga's long lost sister. She's also quite a popular character in Japan. "Yoiko" can be translated as "good girl".

by Samurai Katsu September 15, 2003

yoinky sploinky

A term used to describe any type of dance or move that is wacky, weird or unexpected, usually involving wobbly knees or meme dancing like the nae-nae

Streamer: "Chat, I'm not gonna hit that yoinky sploinky, that would be so stupid"
*streamer procedes to hit the meanest yoinky sploinky of all-time just five minutes later.*

by jerma985stan February 5, 2022

The Yoinky Sploinky

the epicest most arousing thing ever
hit the yoinky sploinky and the girls pants simply fall off

guy 1:bro ima hit the yoinky sploinky
guy 2:alright bro hit us with it
*hits yoinky sploinky*
guy one and two continue to have sex (no homo)

by frog master IV December 14, 2021

yoinkshire farms

An exclamation made whilst pickpocketting an unsuspecting victim.

Combination of the exclamation yoink, and the quality brandname Yorkshire Farms

Iain (realizing he has been stolen from): HEY, E-rock just ganked my collectable Chewbacca action figure with working bowcaster, glaben.

Eric (running away): Yoinkshire Farms!

by Stampy October 28, 2004