A nifty little device that can be found in the pants of a young man. It is almost always erect and beaten often. When beaten or aroused enough, it deploys its own supply of vanilla yogurt. Eat up ladies, its got protein!
by SpermDumpster May 21, 2007
The divice which males posess of which semen is ejaculated through. Also see penis. A.k.a. pleasure pistol.
My girl greatly enjoys my enormous yogurt cannon. Chris was caught peeking at my yogurt cannon in the locker room.
by sykel and zesso May 1, 2005