A nifty little device that can be found in the pants of a young man. It is almost always erect and beaten often. When beaten or aroused enough, it deploys its own supply of vanilla yogurt. Eat up ladies, its got protein!

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

The divice which males posess of which semen is ejaculated through. Also see penis. A.k.a. pleasure pistol.