Yoav !

A sweetheart and a gentleman with a massive 8-inch cock. Nevertheless, he is an absolute fucking idiot. Yoav is that one guy at school who you don't call by his first name, you just say "Hey idiot." Yoav is special though, he sees stuff that we cannot see. Sometimes he stares at a wall and becomes a philosopher and even sometimes, he looks at the mirror and sees Arnold Schwarzenegger. Although Yoav may seem superhuman, which he is, he does have two major flaws. One is rolling his rs and the other is eating fruit and vegetables. Fruit and vegetables in a 2-meter radius could damage Yoavs last remaining brain cells indicating the end of humanity.

Protect him at all costs.

Mother of the patient. Is everything okay with my son?

Doctor: I'm sorry to inform you that your son has been diagnosed with Yoavitis.

Mother of the patient: Yoav ! why are you such a fucking idiot?
Yoav: Thank you very much!

Yoav ! by aasurbandictionary2020 September 19, 2019

Yoav 

Yoav is the kind of guy who is friends with just about everyone. Whether it's his sarcastic jokes or sweet compliments he's always gonna put a smile on your face. He's got all the qualities of a perfect boyfriend; he's good looking, super sweet, really nice, respectful, can always make you laugh, and just an amazing guy. If you ever come across someone named yoav you should definitely get to know him cause you won't regret it.

Girl 1: did you hear? The new girl is dating Yoav!
Girl 2: I know! She's so lucky!

Yoav by Alexsmith.2014 December 23, 2014

Yoav 

(a.k.a salad)
Yoav eats tasty salad because he likes it.

I eat with yoav a good salad

Yoav by Lol11wsdr December 28, 2021

yoav 

an amazing guy whos just amazing and awesome and amazing

1: "I wanna bone yoav"
2: "no homo bro"

yoav by grvs April 2, 2019

Yoav 

A Handsome Israeli person that all the girls say that he is cute and want to date him

Yoav: It’s Ya Boy Yoav
Girls Pussy: AHHHHHHH

Yoav by Lejiboy February 24, 2022

Yoav 

Yoav is a guy that is always loved by everyone he meets, has a bright history full of friends, and sometimes bullies, never miss out on this kind of person, you will regret it! Yoav is always social, hanging out with all people, it doesn't matter what gender color or race he is. People laugh about Yoav, but little do they know he is going to help them one day, most of the time people call Yoav gay.

Girl one: Damn i really want to be Yoav's girlfriend but i want to keep being his good friend too!
Girl two: Me too!
Girl three: Every single girl i met wants to!

Yoav by HarambeTheSaviour November 13, 2016

Yoav 

He's kinda wierd and he is not a mutated potato,
NO he's definitely not a mutated potato.

"Yes I am yoav and am ril hooman biing aee laike human tings"

Yoav by Potato master420 November 8, 2020