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Yo Dick My Dick
A game that can only be played by 2 or more kids with parental supervision, inside of a grocery store.
When the family goes down the produce aisle, and one of the kids grab 2 food items, turns to the other kid and yells, “YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dick...,” and whips out the small item, then yells “MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA dick...,” and whips out the big item.
This continues until the parent is so embarrassed and angry, that the first kid to get grounded or beaten in the store wins.
When the family goes down the produce aisle, and one of the kids grab 2 food items, turns to the other kid and yells, “YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dick...,” and whips out the small item, then yells “MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA dick...,” and whips out the big item.
This continues until the parent is so embarrassed and angry, that the first kid to get grounded or beaten in the store wins.
“Hey Sterling! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dick...” (pulls out a grain of rice)
“MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA dick...” (pulls out an eggplant)
Mom: “Are you guys playing Yo Dick My Dick again?”
“MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA dick...” (pulls out an eggplant)
Mom: “Are you guys playing Yo Dick My Dick again?”
Yo Dick My Dick by Tretiak! December 1, 2019
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Smell yo dick
(v.) 1. to call into question another's fidelity 2. an investigative method using the olfactory system to determine if a boyfriend has been with another woman
Girlfriend: "Where you been? You know what time it is, fool?"
Boyfriend: "Chill, I was out with the fellas!"
Girlfriend: "Ah-uh, fool! You were out with bitches, weren't you? Let me smell yo dick!"
Boyfriend: "Chill, I was out with the fellas!"
Girlfriend: "Ah-uh, fool! You were out with bitches, weren't you? Let me smell yo dick!"
Smell yo dick by Noam Chumpsky April 27, 2008
smell yo dick
The last resort in the extensive investigation that takes place when a woman believes that her significant other is cheating on her.
"Why you comin' home at five in the morn'? Somethin's goin' awn, lemme smell yo dick. Don't play me like a foo', 'cuz dat ain't coo'. What you need to do is lemme smell yo dick."
smell yo dick by Katelyn H December 29, 2007
pop rock yo dick
1.
Man: Make me a sandwich!
Woman: Shut the fuck up before I POP ROCK YO DICK!
2.
A song by Rachel Lewis, Melanie Willing, Sarah Unger and Ryann Riggs:
"So you sittin in the club and you see another guy
You know you have a boyfriend but you're feeling pretty high
You wanna do somethin new so you pull out your pop rocks
And then ya put it to use on that random guys cock
Chorus:
Pop rock yo dick
Pop rock yo dick
Put on the goo and ya make it so slick
Put on the pop rocks and pop it in yo mouth
An' ya suck it all night till ya wanna pass out
So now you're back home, ya man's sittin' on the couch
He asks you for head and ya just wanna slouch
Cuz ya sucked another dick and he said OUCH
Don't sweat it tho yo man will neva find out
Chorus
So his guys come over they're playin' some games
Then rolls up that random man named James (Is that the man from da clubb?!?!)
They all wanna try out something new
So they pull out some pop rocks and experiment too
Chorus
Oh shit that hurt, I'm feelin' pretty weak
But hell we should try it again next weekrachel r
Man: Make me a sandwich!
Woman: Shut the fuck up before I POP ROCK YO DICK!
2.
A song by Rachel Lewis, Melanie Willing, Sarah Unger and Ryann Riggs:
"So you sittin in the club and you see another guy
You know you have a boyfriend but you're feeling pretty high
You wanna do somethin new so you pull out your pop rocks
And then ya put it to use on that random guys cock
Chorus:
Pop rock yo dick
Pop rock yo dick
Put on the goo and ya make it so slick
Put on the pop rocks and pop it in yo mouth
An' ya suck it all night till ya wanna pass out
So now you're back home, ya man's sittin' on the couch
He asks you for head and ya just wanna slouch
Cuz ya sucked another dick and he said OUCH
Don't sweat it tho yo man will neva find out
Chorus
So his guys come over they're playin' some games
Then rolls up that random man named James (Is that the man from da clubb?!?!)
They all wanna try out something new
So they pull out some pop rocks and experiment too
Chorus
Oh shit that hurt, I'm feelin' pretty weak
But hell we should try it again next weekrachel r
pop rock yo dick by poprockyodick July 10, 2009
kill yo dick
kill yo dick by SmallJo March 29, 2021
Shut yo dick
Shut yo dick by fo'te gangstalicious April 4, 2009
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