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Yes Mistress'd 

"John got yes mistress'd last night by his skank wife."
Universal exclamation of positivity. Sourced from the bit-tech moderators lounge and in particular bigZ. It has since become overused by the irc newbs in #bit-tech and no longer holds the same value and power.
Person A: malicious/sarcastic/funny comment

Person B: Yes! :D

Person C: Yes! :D

Person D: Yes! :D

Person E: WTF?

Person A, B, C, D: STFU.
yes! :D by penski October 15, 2004

"Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies'y'es't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'ne'ml'l'ble'al'ny'less'wk'k'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'yes'mc'fackle'b'burg'ler'sh 

The greatest and most complex version of whomst'd've
Enlightened person 1: May I ask "Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies'y'es't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'ne'ml'l'ble'al'ny'less'wk'k'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'yes'mc'fackle'b'burg'ler'sh is that human being?
Enlightened person 2: Non’t’ve’ent

Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies'y'yes't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'ne'ml'l'ble'al'ny'less'wk'k'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'mc'fackle'b'burg'ler'sh 

The greatest and most complex variation of whomst'd've
Enlightened person 1: May I ask Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies'y'yes't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'ne'ml'l'ble'al'ny'less'wk'k'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'mc'fackle'b'burg'ler'sh is that human being?

Enlightened person 2: Non’t’ve’ent

Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'yes'nt'lo'mergol'bul'teem'se'mut'ert'swe'nt'as'dfre'bvm'kgty'weio'fe'dre'colvd'fendf'iti'desx'verf'bg'nous'ev'ga'nam'oce'tylenol'de'ser'sewt'aqu'e'hajre'mel'timu'len'ous 

Guy 1: Alright Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'yes'nt'lo'mergol'bul'teem'se'mut'ert'swe'nt'as'dfre'bvm'kgty'weio'fe'dre'colvd'fendf'iti'desx'verf'bg'nous'ev'ga'nam'oce'tylenol'de'ser'sewt'aqu'e'hajre'mel'timu'len'ous stole my beer?

Guy 2: What the fu-
hilarious dance on youtube by robert james hoffman III, aka punchrobert.com
yes dance by skyefire October 5, 2008