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A town in south-west England, commonly known to outsiders as "Yobvil" due to its less-than-picturesque architecture and generally shite reputation, namely spread by those who attempted their driving test there and were felled by the notorious Yeovil roundabout.
Non-resident of Yeovil: "I wouldn't mind driving for 30 minutes longer to avoid driving through that shit-hole"
Other: "Yobvil?"
Non-resident: "yes."
Yeovil by reallyrandomindividual April 11, 2023
Words you can keep
1.a total shit hole with no decent skate spots or skate parks.
2. ninesprings ... wow! a tree!
3.pearcy belongs here ... with all the other tramps.
4. plenty of sheep for the welsh, ... ok so i lied
1.poopy holien.
2.yay! water!
3.fucking arse-crammer.
4.baaaaa!
yeovil by whoopty-doo December 16, 2004
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A computer bug that is only applicable to a single individual.
You can view the image in the browser on different OSes and browsers? I think I've been Yeovil'd
Yeovil by saintalvin May 7, 2013
YEOVIL TOWN !!!!!! We love u!!!!!!!
wow the best place in the world is Yeovil town!
yeovil by tad November 9, 2004

Yeovil Poke 

A two-fingered poke in the eyes(one finger per eye) of an enemy.
Not to be confused with a Dorset Elbow Suprise.
"oi you stole my hat! i'm guna give you the Yeovil Poke!!!" *shake fist*
Yeovil Poke by Sarah Purchase November 15, 2007

Doing a Yeovil 

When a sports team deliberately uses underhand tactics, including taking advantage of their opponent's kindness to try to win. But still loses anyway because they are crap.
They scored early on by conning the ref, fortunately though they are Doing a Yeovil and we'll still win.
Doing a Yeovil by Sultan_Pepper September 19, 2011
It is a game on Facebook. You can create your own character, make it a home. Change its apperance (clothes and face). Buy it a car or pet. Get a job so you can buy things, you can use REAL MONEY on it, what is a lil sad...Theres a MAHOOSIVE amount of perverts on that game, sometimes you'll meet awesome people. There's also shyte loads of hackers and noobs. It is aka'd as Yv
Person1: Did you go on Yv last night?
Person2: No, why?
Person1: I bought a car!:D

Person2: Cool. Last time I went on Yoville I was asked out by a girl I thought was cute turns out to be a creepy guy whos like 58...
Person1: .... :-I
Yoville by SeriouslyBrah April 16, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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