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A town in south-west England, commonly known to outsiders as "Yobvil" due to its less-than-picturesque architecture and generally shite reputation, namely spread by those who attempted their driving test there and were felled by the notorious Yeovil roundabout.
Non-resident of Yeovil: "I wouldn't mind driving for 30 minutes longer to avoid driving through that shit-hole"
Other: "Yobvil?"
Non-resident: "yes."
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1.a total shit hole with no decent skate spots or skate parks.
2. ninesprings ... wow! a tree!
3.pearcy belongs here ... with all the other tramps.
4. plenty of sheep for the welsh, ... ok so i lied
1.poopy holien.
2.yay! water!
3.fucking arse-crammer.
4.baaaaa!
yeovil by whoopty-doo December 16, 2004
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A computer bug that is only applicable to a single individual.
You can view the image in the browser on different OSes and browsers? I think I've been Yeovil'd
Yeovil by saintalvin May 7, 2013
YEOVIL TOWN !!!!!! We love u!!!!!!!
wow the best place in the world is Yeovil town!
yeovil by tad November 9, 2004

Yeovil Poke 

A two-fingered poke in the eyes(one finger per eye) of an enemy.
Not to be confused with a Dorset Elbow Suprise.
"oi you stole my hat! i'm guna give you the Yeovil Poke!!!" *shake fist*
Yeovil Poke by Sarah Purchase November 15, 2007

Doing a Yeovil 

When a sports team deliberately uses underhand tactics, including taking advantage of their opponent's kindness to try to win. But still loses anyway because they are crap.
They scored early on by conning the ref, fortunately though they are Doing a Yeovil and we'll still win.
Doing a Yeovil by Sultan_Pepper September 19, 2011
It is a game on Facebook. You can create your own character, make it a home. Change its apperance (clothes and face). Buy it a car or pet. Get a job so you can buy things, you can use REAL MONEY on it, what is a lil sad...Theres a MAHOOSIVE amount of perverts on that game, sometimes you'll meet awesome people. There's also shyte loads of hackers and noobs. It is aka'd as Yv
Person1: Did you go on Yv last night?
Person2: No, why?
Person1: I bought a car!:D

Person2: Cool. Last time I went on Yoville I was asked out by a girl I thought was cute turns out to be a creepy guy whos like 58...
Person1: .... :-I
Yoville by SeriouslyBrah April 16, 2011