Something you should get rid of if you want to get some bitches on your dick.
Ah nigga don't hate me cause I'm beautiful nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some bitches on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Niiggaaa
Junior grimes “j bravo” is a British tik toker and youtuber rapper that thinks bitches love him when in reality he’s the tackiest and grimiest mf ever seen! Aint no way any girls going to take a second glance at his ass
Person: Yo j maybe if you got rid of that yee yee ass haircut you’d get some bitches on ya dick “
Ah, nigga, don't hate me cause I'm beautiful, nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old 'yee yee ass haircut,' you'd get some bitches on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Nigga.
A " yee yee ass haircut " is one of the main things that's keeping bitches off your dick, you most definitely want to get rid of it as soon as possible
Ah nigga don't hate me cause I'm beautiful nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some bitches on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Niiggaaa
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.