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Count me in for next year! 

A response from the perennially pwned when they decline to attend the annual guy's trip to Vegas.

The answer is always "I cant this year, but count me in for next year". The following year, this answer is regurgitated verbatim.
Mich: You going to Vegas this year?

Dork Whiner: Ummm, I cant this year. But count me in for next year!

Mich: *eye roll*

Queen For a Year 

Used to describe a situation where a female displays an attitude that does not correspond to her level of hotness due to the fact that she is "work hot". This is derived from situations in the military where females will be deployed overseas where there are significantly fewer women (let alone hot ones) and she is thus more desireable, allowing her to act in a manner usually only managed by hot women.
soldier 1 (in Iraq): "Why is Lisa walking around like her shit don't stink?"
soldier 2 (in Iraq): "Dude, it's 10% chicks here, she's Queen For a Year."
Queen For a Year by Cav Trooper March 26, 2008

Beat Furries for a year 

beat furries for a year and they can NOT fight back in 2025, 2027, 2029
its time to beat furries for a year
Beat Furries for a year by anonymous November 18, 2024

off the chains for a whole year 

this phrase is like "off the hook". it means "that's tight" or relating to something cool. i believe it was commonly heard in Jay-z's song "Big Pimpin".
-Look at the spinners on my escalade!
-Damn homie those be off the chains for a whole year!

thank you for the happiest year of my life 

thank you for the happiest year of my life
thank you for the happiest year of my life
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

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