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Annoying little shit that thinks they are all grown up because they are in middle school. They think they are the best creations ever and that they understand everything and know everything. They are so annoying and if you are in year 5 reading this, then get off urban dictionary because it is not really appropriate.
My friend: did you see that annoying little year 5?
Me: Omg yeah, they were ab as tall as my knee. Ugh they are soo annoying.
Year 5 by violetisfruity June 15, 2021

5 year olds 

Goblins who want everything and anything for free most of them are spoiled brats like the owner of this website and throws fits of rage because he can't buy icecream that causes 200 dollars and says you ruined my life

Or an alternative Dead because no one vaccinates there crotch goblins
Parent 1: Ughhh I hate my 5 year olds

Parent 2: At least its better than Cardi B Music

21.5 year rule 

The amount of time after a tragedy when it becomes acceptable to make fun of it.
"Man, she went off like Mount St. Helens!" = Acceptable within the 21.5 year rule. Mount St. Helens tragedy was in 1980, well over 21.5 years ago.

"Man, she freaked out like the people on the planes right before they slammed into the towers!" = Unacceptable within the 21.5 year rule. Will become acceptable on March 11, 2023.

Figure of a 5 year old boy 

A girl who has a flat figue that closly resembles that of a little boy.
That flat chested actress has the figure of a 5 year old boy.

5 year old 

A kid who is not a baby not a toddler and is going to kindergarten.

An object or thing that is 5 years old.

Something more than a few years old
My 5 year old kid is going to kindergarten!

My purse is 5 years old!

My house is 5 years old.
5 year old by alia(jk) September 27, 2019

5 year plan 

American undergraduate ("college") degrees historically and typically take 4 years to complete. A person on the "5 year plan" is usually not a serious enough student, who will not have enough credits to graduate within 4 years, perhaps due to dropping classes, changing majors often, or flunking courses (which gives no credits).
"My roommate my sophomore year partied 6 nights a week. He ended up only taking 2 courses one semester."

"Oh yeah? My ex-boyfriend never went to class except to take the exams -- sometimes. He failed half his classes when we were dating. He was on the 5 year plan too."
5 year plan by SidP April 5, 2005