Yazzoomba 

A word recently discovered by archaiologists while searching for mummies in the pyramids next to Le Meridienne Pyramids Hotel in Cairo. It is used to describe mentally ill women who have the tendancy to talk to their hair. They think they are smart and loveable but in reality they are sipmly talking disasters. After extensive research only one person was found alive with this mental disorter Ms Tatiana who lives in Nicosia and thinks that sge WORKS for the goverment

Tatiana: Oh hair hair my sweet hair, how are you feeiling today?
Hair:No reply!!

Yazzoomba by Andreas April 7, 2005

Yazoomafroo 

Yazoomafroo, pronounced Yazoo-m-froo has a similar definition to that of a Lahiho, being the exact opposite of the "ungodly amount of own, pwnage and beast like skills". Many people tend to pronounce the word incorrectly as they cannot read. Yazoomafroo may sometimes be given the nickname of "Uber Hax Man" as an indication of the "uber hax skills" that it is capable of. Yazoomafroo is said to be the creator of "Lol a Moose" who is the mythical pet of the legendary Lahiho. Anything below the level of skill of Yazoomafroo is considered a "Nub Nugget" or a "Bum Nugget" and completely worthless of skill. A Yazoomafroo may also be associated with words such as "Fail", "Epic Fail" and "Negibomber".

Player 1: Man, that kid sucks at Call of Duty
Player 2: I know, he's such a bum nugget.
Player 1: He's even worse than a Yazoomafroo, jeez.
Player 2: Don't even waste your breathe on anything lower than a Yazoomafroo.

Yazoomafroo by Gsjj July 7, 2009

yazooman 

That one guy in Realm of the Mad God who everyone is mildly afraid of.

"Yazooman, please don't hurt me!"

-Player encountered Yazooman within a realm.

yazooman by David Bane's stalker. November 4, 2013