Yardo 

A slang word mixing "you" and "are though"

Boyfriend: You're a bitch!!
Me: no, yardo!

Yardo by Sohuk55 February 28, 2017

yardo 

An individual that is so weird that the word weird is not weird enough to express his level of weirdness.

Him: "are you witnessing that guy doin headspins in a public toilet!?"
Him2: "Total yardo!"

yardo by MikeW December 22, 2007

Yardo 

A trucker's slang referring to a "truck yard". The place where they park their trucks, vans etc.

Hey Sammy, I'm going to my yardo right now to park my truck, see ya on weekend.

Yardo by UDGoogler December 31, 2015

yardo 

An individual that is so weird that the word weird is not weird enough to describe that person's weirdness.

Dude, that guy is a total yardo!I mean I've heard of a spit shine, but who acually licks their shoes clean?

yardo by Mike Wenzel December 13, 2007

yard sailing 

A phrase used to describe the art of shopping at large numbers of yard sales, garage sales, and estate sales.

"I can't WAIT to go yard sailing this weekend!"

"Yard sailing is my favorite activity of late."

"There's nothing I would rather do than go yard sailing."

yard sailing by www.babysue.com May 9, 2006

Yard Walker 

Firefighter personnel on scene of any non-specific emergency scene who's sole purpose is to give one the illusion of somewhat importance. Yard Walkers tend to appear busy, and almost always are communicating with some unknown entity via hand held radio. The Yard Walker's most difficult job is to answer any relevant question about the patient when asked by EMS personnel. A Yard Walker is the visual stereotype of your friendly neighborhood hero....the Firefighter. No matter how well they play it off, it's best to acknowledge their "importance" and thank them for their service.

" Dispatch to ambulance unit responding, be advised there is one patient. 5 yard walkers are on scene as well."

"Dad, look at all the firemen working in that yard!

No. Those, my son, are yard walkers."

Yard Walker by TideEMT20 March 11, 2013

yard of that fence 

high quality oral gratification

A guy goes into a store and asks the saleslady for some profilactics. She says "what size?". He doesn't know so she suggests he go out back and put his shlong in a hole in one of many holes in the fence and tell her which hole fits his shlong. So he gives it a shot and when he puts his shlong in one of the holes, the saleslady goes behind the fence and pleasures him orally making all kinds of slurping sounds and motions. After finishing, he comes back in the store and she asks "well, what size?" He says "I don't know what size, but I'll take a yard of that fence".

yard of that fence by Mr Five Toe October 18, 2013