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Simply speaking, a yakatori is an action that is performed against another person. The action consists of a person squatting naked over a sleeping persons face. The squatting person spreads his/her ass cheeks and inserts the sleeping persons nose into his/her anal cavity. At this point, the squatting person lets go of his/her ass cheeks, officially squishing the nose within the anal cavity and thus successfully completing a "yakatori."
"Hey buddy, you look like you have some hersheys on your nose. Did someone yakatori you last night?!"

"Holy shit! Did you hear Levin got yakatoried in his sleep last night?!? That shit is hillarious!!"
yakatori by Chairman of the Board September 12, 2005
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alvin yakatori 

Alvin Yakatori wrote 'Kidnapped".
alvin yakatori by Jeferson Steelflex September 15, 2013
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yakatoring 

Having copious heterosexual sex with random Asian girls. At least 3 different girls a day, but must all be Asian.
I’m going yakatoring in Thailand until the viagra don’t work no more. The
yakatoring by Man of the People January 28, 2019
Yakitori is in japanese meaning grilled bird, is a Japanese type of skewered chicken.

yaki = grill/burn, and tori = bird

its commonly stand for the type of food and restaurants
Jen and I are going to go yakitori for happy hour, and she is gonna treat me kirin beer.
yakitori by dororo March 27, 2008

yakitori stash

a cache of expensive and exotic items of Japanese origin.
Jeff don't be a stingy, hook me up with some of that yakitori stash.