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Simply speaking, a yakatori is an action that is performed against another person. The action consists of a person squatting naked over a sleeping persons face. The squatting person spreads his/her ass cheeks and inserts the sleeping persons nose into his/her anal cavity. At this point, the squatting person lets go of his/her ass cheeks, officially squishing the nose within the anal cavity and thus successfully completing a "yakatori."
"Hey buddy, you look like you have some hersheys on your nose. Did someone yakatori you last night?!"

"Holy shit! Did you hear Levin got yakatoried in his sleep last night?!? That shit is hillarious!!"

yakatori by Chairman of the Board September 12, 2005
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yakatoring 

Having copious heterosexual sex with random Asian girls. At least 3 different girls a day, but must all be Asian.
I’m going yakatoring in Thailand until the viagra don’t work no more. The
yakatoring by Man of the People January 28, 2019
Yakitori is in japanese meaning grilled bird, is a Japanese type of skewered chicken.

yaki = grill/burn, and tori = bird

its commonly stand for the type of food and restaurants
Jen and I are going to go yakitori for happy hour, and she is gonna treat me kirin beer.
yakitori by dororo March 27, 2008

yakitori stash

a cache of expensive and exotic items of Japanese origin.
Jeff don't be a stingy, hook me up with some of that yakitori stash.
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
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flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026