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Simply speaking, a yakatori is an action that is performed against another person. The action consists of a person squatting naked over a sleeping persons face. The squatting person spreads his/her ass cheeks and inserts the sleeping persons nose into his/her anal cavity. At this point, the squatting person lets go of his/her ass cheeks, officially squishing the nose within the anal cavity and thus successfully completing a "yakatori."
"Hey buddy, you look like you have some hersheys on your nose. Did someone yakatori you last night?!"

"Holy shit! Did you hear Levin got yakatoried in his sleep last night?!? That shit is hillarious!!"

yakatori by Chairman of the Board September 12, 2005
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alvin yakatori 

Alvin Yakatori wrote 'Kidnapped".
alvin yakatori by Jeferson Steelflex September 15, 2013
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yakatoring 

Having copious heterosexual sex with random Asian girls. At least 3 different girls a day, but must all be Asian.
I’m going yakatoring in Thailand until the viagra don’t work no more. The
yakatoring by Man of the People January 28, 2019
Yakitori is in japanese meaning grilled bird, is a Japanese type of skewered chicken.

yaki = grill/burn, and tori = bird

its commonly stand for the type of food and restaurants
Jen and I are going to go yakitori for happy hour, and she is gonna treat me kirin beer.
yakitori by dororo March 27, 2008

yakitori stash

a cache of expensive and exotic items of Japanese origin.
Jeff don't be a stingy, hook me up with some of that yakitori stash.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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