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Yakov is an amazing person. While sometimes he can be a jerk I know he is only being a jerk because were friends. He has bean an awesome friend to me in all the time I have known him.
Yakov made me feel a lot less like i was alone when we first met
Yakov by Pineapplebatman November 5, 2020
A huge jerk, typically trying to cover up his bald patch by spending way too much time trying to control undergraduates who could function perfectly without him.
"Dude who is that who keeps trying to mess with our business and make our lives miserable?, He is SUCH a Yakov"
yakov by Anon. Mous. May 10, 2008
the act of being a human parasite, it cannot support itself alone and must leech off a host. destroys anything it touches.
"ey max, this yakov broke your piece.."
yakov by kyle broflofski November 23, 2007
An amazing person

He is so sweet and cute

And when u see him you just want to hug him qnd never let go
Yakov is Amazing !!You can never forget the way he looks at u
Yakov by Asia shay November 21, 2021
A loyal soldier to the squadron whom would never be forgoten
That boy was a yakov
Yakov by Yakov <3 April 3, 2023

Yakov Smirnoff 

Late Cold War-era comedian popular for the "In Soviet Russia" jokes.
"Yakov Smirnoff is now 54 as this word is defined."
-me

"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
-Yakov Smirnoff
Yakov Smirnoff by Dave January 6, 2005
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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