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Yakov
Yakov is an amazing person. While sometimes he can be a jerk I know he is only being a jerk because were friends. He has bean an awesome friend to me in all the time I have known him.
Yakov by Pineapplebatman November 5, 2020
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yakov
A huge jerk, typically trying to cover up his bald patch by spending way too much time trying to control undergraduates who could function perfectly without him.
"Dude who is that who keeps trying to mess with our business and make our lives miserable?, He is SUCH a Yakov"
yakov by Anon. Mous. May 10, 2008
yakov
the act of being a human parasite, it cannot support itself alone and must leech off a host. destroys anything it touches.
yakov by kyle broflofski November 23, 2007
Yakov
That boy was a yakov
Yakov Smirnoff
"Yakov Smirnoff is now 54 as this word is defined."
-me
"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
-Yakov Smirnoff
-me
"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
-Yakov Smirnoff
Yakov Smirnoff by Dave January 6, 2005
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