Yadon

The realest Nigget of all time.
Your bestfriend never leave you.
And is not gay. Dont trust Zay, Ezra ,Llyod
Eats all your fried chicken watermelon and kool aid. And robs everything and runs away from the 12

Yadon is running from the cops after stealing fried chicken kool aid and watermelon from kfc.

by The realist nigga for life November 21, 2023

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Paige Yadon

This is when you take the bottom half of the muffin and coat it with the top half's gooey insides, except with semen and vagina. What you do is;
First, grind up some nutmeg
Second, spray your partner's desired hole with PAM
Third, pour the nutmeg into desired PAM lubricated hole.
Fourth, WAIT. You have to wait 8-16 hours before nutmeg kicks in and makes your partner trip major nutsack
Fifth, screw your partner.
Sixth, punch your partner in the lower abdominal or have them sneeze to get this now gooey mixture of semen, PAM, and nutmeg out.

Seventh, mix the solution with a protein shake
Final step; Ingest

Dude I had the craziest weekend. You know my buddy Cecelia? Well, get this: We did the Paige Yadon for three days straight. I haven't tripped that much balls since the Titanic came out.
Holy fuck you lucky bastard

by ErectalScharp January 12, 2013

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The Yason

The Yason is a species of human that spends an entire day learning to play the guitar and masturbating when a university assignment is due. The Yason is also a virgin. The Yason is a dumb species.

Jessie: Yo Mr White, you remember the yason we came across in ABQ last week?
Walt: Yes Jessie...he never applied himself. He had so much potential *sighs*.

by ilikeherbutshehasboyfriend May 2, 2019

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Yeadon Story

1. A horrible, random story with a pointless ending. Usually starting with "One time," and ending in "it was so funny," or something along those lines.
2. A story in which the teller forgets forgets what or who he or she is talking about.

1. "One time, I saw this commercial, and it was so funny."
2. "I heard this wicked funny joke yesterday, but i forget what it was."

by RBrewer1018 May 24, 2005

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yaron

One of the most suspicious people you'll ever meet. Always up for a god time, regardless of consequences. Usually pretty funny and cool, and always a good person to talk to. Yarons will always go out of their way to make you happy. They're usually really nice but not a good person to piss off. They are tough to win over, but if you manage to get one, hold onto him.

"Yaron? Oh yeah, that guy is a great time!"

by yaknowwhatsup April 28, 2020

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yadnuf

Any arbitrarily taken holiday or unoficial vacation. Usually celebrated in schools but can be celebrated during any other event. The day consists of taking the day off from school, work, etc and just having fun.

Steven-Hey are you coming to school tomorrow?

Beanerous Brokus I - No, Im cellebrating yadnuf tomorrow

Steven - ooh i didnt know you were jewish

Beanerous Brokus I - Im not you muckfluck!

by Beanerous Brokus I July 21, 2006

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