when you are in a club tryin to get your mac on and one guy keeps following you aruond askins if you "bat for the othe team" and will even go to extreme measures like follow you in the batroom and watch you while you piss the only way he will go away is if you yell your such a heiser.
brendan:hey do you have a permit for that thing
drew:stop watching me while i piss fag brendan:come on theres always room for more at the conga line
drew:YOUR SUCH A HEISER no leave me alone you cock wrangler
a person who resembles a squriell in all possible qualities. they constintley eat acorns and leave there houses to climb trees. they have caves in her room that lead to evergreen trees. if you see one please email nuttygirl.nuts0@gmail.com to tell her that you saw one of her fellow squries.
your such a squirell! thats a chipmunk tree
your such a squriell who rules the world with every evergreen everywhere.
Basic white girls cheering on their friend Ashley doing something annoying, boring, basic, or accidental to which they then assume it’s so wild and crazy they prefer to her as a “Crackhead”…
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!