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your moist 

'Your moist' is a slang word for lame. Mostly used when someone does something wet.
Tom: i play minecraft 24/7.
Chris: your moist cuz.
your moist by Manlyk M December 19, 2016
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Get your eyebrows moist

It is possible to moisten ones eyebrows by dipping them in a bowl of water.

Uses in a sentence:

Present tense: The man instructed you to "Get your eyebrows moist".
Past tense: The man got his eyebrows moist".
Get your eyebrows moist by Eyebrow January 13, 2014

get your moisty out

Slang for "show us your vagina."

Aka drop a flap, show us your vag, show us your axe wound.
Hey sluts, get your moisty out!

Your Sister Mister 

An insult that has the same effect as your mom gay.
Friend 1: Your Mum Gay
Friend 2: Your Sister Mister
Friend 1: *Dies From the Insult*

Your Sister a Mister

Only used by the almighty, worse then your mom gay and everything else
Caleb:Your mom gay
Kyle:Your dad a lesbian

Caleb:Your granny tranny
Kyle:Your gramp tramp
Caleb:I'm sorry but you have insulted my to my boiling point and now I'm afraid I have to use a forbidden phrase upon you
Kyle:Do it pussy
Caleb:Your sister a mister
Kyle:Just fucking melts

your sister a mister

only used as a last resort once your homeboy hits you with to many no u this cannot be countered until we find the holy trinity
carl: your mom gay

me:daddy tranny

carl:no u
me:your sister a mister

carl ;evaporates

your sister a mister

your sister a mister is possibly the worst insult ever created. It will destroy an entire dimension whenever it is used. Another language had to be made to create this phrase, and this is the rough translation. Calling someone's sibling trans is easily worse than Your mom gay, Your dad lesbian, Your granny tranny and Ur grandpap a trap are hardly insults copared to your sister a mister.
God: Are you a little bitch?
Me: Your sister a mister
God: *Fucking dies on the spot
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