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CAN YOU KILL ME

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NO GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER GOD >:c
Person 1- Can you kill me
Person 2- Yes
Person 3- NO >:c
CAN YOU KILL ME by A v e r y °-° February 3, 2021
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Why Did You Kill Me? 

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A term used in a Matt Rose video about voice searching where in this case Ratatouille is mistaken for “Why Did You Kill Me?”.
uhhhh why did you kill me?
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bro you tryna kill me?

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Someone scared of "hahaha"
Hahaha.
Bro you tryna kill me?
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You cant kill me! 

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I'm suction cup man! Look at me go!
You cant kill me! im suction cup man! Look at me go!
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Are you actually gonna kill me due to just winning at the game

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someone is mad I guess
"first person: Dude I'm gonna kill you for winning"

"second person: Are you actually gonna kill me due to just winning at the game dude"
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Witch Bath 

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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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sexspan 

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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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womp 

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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Poggers 

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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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