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'dude last night i yonked my controller while playing'

or: 'stop yonking bullshit around with that filthy mouth of yours'
yonked by bbyyil February 8, 2021
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Yonked • Yonkers • yoked • yolked • yoinked • yanked • Yorked • yonkeys • Yonke • yoked up
When you get beyond fucked up.
Greg: Yo Brad what'd you do this weekend?

Brad: Bro I got so yonked this weekend I fucked a donkey!
Yonked by BigYonker November 16, 2015
The act of shooting saliva from the glands below your tongue
Sometimes when you open your mouth spit uncontrollably flies out. You would say, "Sorry I yonked."
Yonked by Boker December 3, 2006
A word to describe being as high as you possibly can. To elevate to ones highest self.
Dude, those edibles you gave me got me yonked last night.
Yonked by Yonk Mama September 17, 2021

yoked thumbs 

The ability to over-tighten small screw down items such as soda bottles and speakers terminals.

Also the ability to pinch with excessive force.
"No I can't open the soda, you got it to tight with your yoked thumbs!"
yoked thumbs by Nathan R. Butler February 16, 2009

Yonkers Fans 

People who just heard the track "Yonkers" by Tyler The Creator and think there down for odd future.

usually some sort of hypebeast.

Tom: Yo man whats your favorite track from tyler the creator?

Yonkers Fan: Yonkers.

Tom: you like earl sweatshirt?

Yonkers fan: whats an earl sweatshirt?
Yonkers Fans by NotAyonkersFan January 11, 2012
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pod person 

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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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