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fucking gorgeous. like fosho she everyone's type. she could be scary but she's FUNNY AF!!! she's everyone's crush. literally so sarcastic it's attractive. SHE'S LIKE A GIFT TO THE UNIVERSE.
" damn bro that chic is hot "

" yeah, she's definitely a xysto. "
Xysto by 177013user June 9, 2021
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Someone who is sexy beyond belief. The masses bask in his aura every time he walks by. Some legends say that the ladies even melt into a gooey substance in his presence. Overall a kick ass name and a sex god that is beyond comparison.
Xrystos is so sexy
All hail Xrystos
Xrystos by Gyrom April 1, 2013
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A Xystum is an architectural term. It can refer to a wall, promenade, alley or open path. It can also refer to an atrium, ambulacrum, or parvis in front of a basilica.
im seein' ants crawling on the xystum!
xystum by xgs November 13, 2010

xastoria 

Xastoria is a member of the guild surrealists on the hypickel network. He joined the guild in mid november.
Xastoria is a legend of the surrealists.
xastoria by gimme trusted lmao February 10, 2021

Xystiphobia 

An irrational freak of floors.

From the Greek words: Xystus (floor) and Phobos (fear of). đź–¤
John has an irrational fear of floors. His psychiatrist diagnosed him with Xystiphobia!
Xystiphobia by MotherShipton November 24, 2021

Xystiphobia 

An irrational fear of floors.

From the Greek words: Xystus (floor) and Phobos (fear of). đź–¤
John has an irrational fear of floors. His psychiatrist diagnosed him with Xystiphobia!
Xystiphobia by MotherShipton November 24, 2021

Xdstorm127xd 

Top tier merc and Lewis hamilton simp, hates maxamillian verstappen, and loves to play coc

He also owns the worlds biggest collection of Volkswagon merchandise, Das Auto
Xdstorm127xd was very upset that redbull won in f1, as per usual
Xdstorm127xd by geometrydashlord992 October 10, 2022
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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