He's tall, handsome, smart, athletic, gorgeous guy that you'll ever met, he's a work of art and an angel to your life that will bring you joy. Don't hurt his feelings because you will instantly regret it and don't be scared to tell them what you're feeling because if they're gone you will feel like dying.
Xydeacus is a cool guy but can sometimes be a jerk he can sometimes be really sweet and king but you don't wanna mess with him because he's not afraid to start throwing some hands.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.