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Just an absolute stud. Xeiles is an ultimate chick magnet and will pull any girl he wants. Xeiles is the hottest-looking guy out there and knows everyone wants his fine ass. Xeiles lacks knowledge on a lot of things, but one thing he doesn't lack is his taste in females. Xeiles is so goated at Roblox he will literally shit down ur throat in any game.

OMG! Xeiles is soo hot and I want to be his man!

Xeiles by xeiles January 28, 2022

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Xelesto

A comic book writer and character creator.

"Wow, that character you drew looks amazing! You are a real Xelesto"

Xelesto by Arthazz1337 January 23, 2015

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Xelles

Meaning both 'Blessing' and 'Curse' at the same time. Sometimes it's hard to see what side of the coin is more prominent. Xelles' are usually libras, all about balance- though it can often get chaotic trying to find that balance.

You never know what side of "Xelles" you will get.

Person 1: "You're such a 'Xelles'"
Person 2: "Wait, is that a good thing or bad?"
Person 1: "Both."

Xelles by Xelles August 18, 2013

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xeleste

Usually more than likely has a bigger forehead than the average female , could also mean a man .

Yikes that forehead, her name must be Xeleste .

xeleste by Wilfrd January 31, 2017

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Xelestina

Xelestina is a beautiful girl who is loving but quiet sometimes and is smart and talented but never shows it . She has the most nicest smile and thing can turn when you say the wrong thing to her or do the wrong thing to her. But she amazing and gives the best amazing hugs . It’s like free therapy.

Xelestina smiles a lot when she laughs and she smiles so hard I feel happy and it literally makes my day

Xelestina by millalovedemh July 5, 2022

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Xelestial

A goblin looking bitch with nothing going on in her life. This lives-under-a-bridge chuntara dressing hoe lives off of collecting injustices she makes up in her head. She's rude, ugly, self absorbed and extremely out of touch with reality since she thinks she's some kind of "chingona badass" when really she's irrelevant wherever she goes. That's why she only attracts and hangs out with other losers and outcasts of society, they all suck lol.

Him: did you see Xelestial?
Her: who's that?
Him: exactly lol

Xelestial by La Real Chingona November 21, 2023

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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