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A Person (Usually Male) who plays the XBOX as a Hobby or in a more pathetic case an important part of their daily lifestyle.

Also usually a question you ask a fellow nerd.
"Hey! Are you a XBOXer?"
XBOXer by Ronny K April 20, 2005
Words you can keep
A white boy who only plays xbox and denounces any other gaming company, only cares about the "graphx".
White Boy: Nintendo and Sony fucking suck, Xbox has such better graphics!!!
Me: oh my god that's not even true you stupid Xboxer! Have you seen the PS4??!!
Xboxer by Ihatemyselfie March 3, 2017
Related Words

Xboxeroids

When someone plays their xbox for too long and start to get gradually more frustrated, angry and serious rather than having fun as the hours increase.

Symptoms include; short temperedness, sudden bursts of anger, frustration and antisocialness.

Symptoms worsen when player is losing at a game.
person 1 - hey man want to come out?

Xbox person - What!? No can't be fucked.
person 2 - whats ups with him?
person 1 - hes had to many xboxeroids.

or

person - what you been up to today?
Xbox person - Fuck off! *punches*

person - dude you've got to lay off those xboxeroids!
Xboxeroids by biffy57clyro July 20, 2010
1. An Xbox One player.
2. A Microsoft fanboy.
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A xbox one die hard fan who only cares for microsoft
Person 1: That guy is such an xboner
Person 2: Eww
xboner by lagit February 28, 2019
A Crying little bitch on the inter webs, who has not the slightest clue on anything relevant to a given conversation. Also if given the opportunity to suck the dick of anyone who says the word Microsoft of Xbox they would fall to their knees with mouths wide open.
1. Hey you see that faggot sucking that dick over there ...he sure is an Xboner , aslo i think his dumb ass bought that terrible Xbone
Xboner by Real Talk True Story January 23, 2014
many Playstation 4 fans use it to insult Xbox One users. the thought of 'boner' in the word Xboner stands for Xbox One fans getting an erection because of the console. please mind that that is not actually true. the word was being used in the Console Wars between the PS4 and the Xbox One (and the Wii U of course).
dude, all these Xboners keep commenting about why Xbox One is better than PS4, it looks like this console war is never over.
Xboner by Arteeeh September 15, 2014
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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