Xantus

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When for reasons, you do not want to have sex with a girl that you desire, that you are going to sleep together with, so you sneak out from the group and masturbate before the end of the party and everyone going to sleep.

“They definitely slept together at the party, but i heard He didn’t want to cheat on his girl so he pulled a Xantus on her.”

Xantus by DeákBillGyula July 28, 2021

Words you can keep

Xanxus

(n.) One who enjoys beating the shit out of other people for no apparent reason. Can usually be seen hanging around ligers, raccoons, and comfy chairs. Also likes beating up old men and teenage boys. Swears an awful lot and cannot sing.

That Xanxus is going to beat me with a wine glass!

Xanxus by Baby Mango Chipmunk January 19, 2009

Related Words

Xantus • Xantastic • Xantastiq • Xanthus • Xanus • Xanxus • xanthuse • xanturian

Xanxus

That one scary ass man with the vilest glare known to man and the scars that put Harry Potter to utter shame.

Xanxus scares the shit out of anyone.

Xanxus by Chinky Chink Chink August 7, 2009

Xantastic

The state of euphoria that one feels after eating Xanax.

Wow, that last bar left me XANTASTIC!

Xantastic by juicyjay4200 July 10, 2010

Xantastic

a: focused, alert, relaxed and calm, wide awake, but not hyper, smiling

b: exceedingly great

c: conceive or seemingly conceived by taking XanoLean

I feel Xantastic!

Xantastic by AmyP March 15, 2012

Xanus

wild and loving. a wildling

That girl is a red haired Xanus. Shes wild

Xanus by HAnus June 8, 2013

Xanthus

A dumbass who looks up their own name feels sad and makes a new post about xanthus in UD

person a: "yoo dude have you heard of xanthus? he searches his own name on UD"

person b:"haha what a dumbass"

Xanthus by uwu senpai May 9, 2021

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026