Xantus

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When for reasons, you do not want to have sex with a girl that you desire, that you are going to sleep together with, so you sneak out from the group and masturbate before the end of the party and everyone going to sleep.

“They definitely slept together at the party, but i heard He didn’t want to cheat on his girl so he pulled a Xantus on her.”

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Xanxus

(n.) One who enjoys beating the shit out of other people for no apparent reason. Can usually be seen hanging around ligers, raccoons, and comfy chairs. Also likes beating up old men and teenage boys. Swears an awful lot and cannot sing.

That Xanxus is going to beat me with a wine glass!

Xanxus by Baby Mango Chipmunk January 19, 2009

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Xanxus

That one scary ass man with the vilest glare known to man and the scars that put Harry Potter to utter shame.

Xanxus scares the shit out of anyone.

Xanxus by Chinky Chink Chink August 7, 2009

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Xantastic

The state of euphoria that one feels after eating Xanax.

Wow, that last bar left me XANTASTIC!

Xantastic by juicyjay4200 July 10, 2010

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Xantastic

a: focused, alert, relaxed and calm, wide awake, but not hyper, smiling

b: exceedingly great

c: conceive or seemingly conceived by taking XanoLean

I feel Xantastic!

Xantastic by AmyP March 15, 2012

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Xanus

wild and loving. a wildling

That girl is a red haired Xanus. Shes wild

Xanus by HAnus June 8, 2013

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Xanthus

A dumbass who looks up their own name feels sad and makes a new post about xanthus in UD

person a: "yoo dude have you heard of xanthus? he searches his own name on UD"

person b:"haha what a dumbass"

Xanthus by uwu senpai May 9, 2021

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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