The best narcotic for anxiety in the world. It's also excellent for a stomach bug, stomach aches, headaches(even migraines), insomnia, the common cold, broken bones as well as cuts and scrapes, depression, mania due to bipolar disorder, and athlete’s foot. It’s affects make it commonly abused. It relaxes a person, and the more taken, the less that’s remembered. Although it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to mankind, it is very addictive. The longer it is taken, the more needed to feel the affects and once your tolerance raises, it will never lower again even if you quit the drug. Xans arethe best medication in the world. Fact.
Woman, if you ever expect me to get on a rollercoaster, airplane, helicopter, high dive,rooftop, ladder, skyscraper, or Santa’s sleigh, I’ll need at least six Xans.
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A slang term used to refer to Xanax, a potent anti-anxiety medication called a benzodiazepine that can cause a high similar to alcohol intoxication. It was a very popular drug in rap culture until the death of Lil Peep, who died from taking fake Xanax pills that contained fentanyl. Before it lost it's appeal, many rappers have made references to this drug, including Lil Pump, Comethazine, Smokepurpp, Juicy J, Famous Dex, Chief Keef, Lil Wayne, Migos, Lil Uzi Vert, Playboi Carti, Lil Xan, Kodak Black, Waka Flocka Flame, Lil Baby, and many more.
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Also interchangeable with Xanz.
Also interchangeable with Xanz.
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Percocet (Codeine Pills) and Xanax (Alprezolam Pills), while very euphoric and fun in nature to use, these 2 pills will fuck you up so bad to the point where instead of buying your Shorty a new dress, or your Ma a birthday gift; you will spend all your money on fake 5 dollar pills that will make you shit out your stomach and puke out your lungs once the Euphoria is gone. Although Percs are believed to be not as bad as Xans which is true up to a point, if you mix these 2 pills you will land yourself in the Coma section of the Emergency St. David Hospital, so do not mix these 2 pills unless you are tired in life, as a good friend of mine said "Morphine dulls the pain of dying, Codeine and Xanax dulls the pain of living". If you really wanna get fucked up and make sure nobody can save you drink a whole bunch of Redbull and Beer on top of the already consumed pills which will fuck your body up to the point where your major organs will start to fail starting with your liver and kidneys. If you came to this point you have about an hour to get to the hospital or write your Shorty a final goodbye note and kiss her on her forehead while she sleeps and just wait for the inevitable. So what you take away from this is that don't mix pills you fucking idiot.
Boyfriend: Yo I got some Percs and Xans wanna take em and chill all night?
Girlfriend: You'll be chilling in Coma for some time If you take that shit you fucking idiot *shakes her head*.
Girlfriend: You'll be chilling in Coma for some time If you take that shit you fucking idiot *shakes her head*.
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