3 definitions by TheAnalScubaDiver
Stoner 1: Ay bro you got that Gorilla Glue?
Plug: Man I only got that Reggie, so you buyin?
Stoner 2: Bro you better not buy that shitty ass Reggie, we would have to smoke a whole ounce to get high.
Plug: Man I only got that Reggie, so you buyin?
Stoner 2: Bro you better not buy that shitty ass Reggie, we would have to smoke a whole ounce to get high.
by TheAnalScubaDiver September 15, 2020
Percocet (Codeine Pills) and Xanax (Alprezolam Pills), while very euphoric and fun in nature to use, these 2 pills will fuck you up so bad to the point where instead of buying your Shorty a new dress, or your Ma a birthday gift; you will spend all your money on fake 5 dollar pills that will make you shit out your stomach and puke out your lungs once the Euphoria is gone. Although Percs are believed to be not as bad as Xans which is true up to a point, if you mix these 2 pills you will land yourself in the Coma section of the Emergency St. David Hospital, so do not mix these 2 pills unless you are tired in life, as a good friend of mine said "Morphine dulls the pain of dying, Codeine and Xanax dulls the pain of living". If you really wanna get fucked up and make sure nobody can save you drink a whole bunch of Redbull and Beer on top of the already consumed pills which will fuck your body up to the point where your major organs will start to fail starting with your liver and kidneys. If you came to this point you have about an hour to get to the hospital or write your Shorty a final goodbye note and kiss her on her forehead while she sleeps and just wait for the inevitable. So what you take away from this is that don't mix pills you fucking idiot.
Boyfriend: Yo I got some Percs and Xans wanna take em and chill all night?
Girlfriend: You'll be chilling in Coma for some time If you take that shit you fucking idiot *shakes her head*.
Girlfriend: You'll be chilling in Coma for some time If you take that shit you fucking idiot *shakes her head*.
by TheAnalScubaDiver May 30, 2020
Hannah is the sweetest and most caring girl you will meet (at least at the first glance). She will always try and help others and appear selfless but deep inside she is deeply troubled and depressed. Hannah's are extremely attractive physically and personality wise, also they are very intelligent. Even though they are selfless and have rich personalities their biggest flaw is all the problems and troubles they keep in and tend to explode on people and go crazy without wanting it. Hannah is extremely selfless and nice but sometimes she can be the exact opposite without wanting it, and when she is mad; she will make sure to emotionally kill you. After a while she will make everything about herself and whenever you need that Selfless Hannah back, sorry no can do. She will make sure to leave you in a pile of shit disregarding all the times you pulled her out from that same pile of shit. In conclusion Hannah has a good heart but is unpredictable and can fuck your whole lively being up.
Boyfriend: What happened to that sweet Hannah I always knew? I need her back, I don't need the crazy Hannah making my life even harder.
Hannah: Goodbye then I don't need you anyways, you never helped me regarding anything.
Boyfriend: Hannah I was always there for you, I still am. I am just asking for once in your life help m-
Hannah: BLOCKED.
Hannah: Goodbye then I don't need you anyways, you never helped me regarding anything.
Boyfriend: Hannah I was always there for you, I still am. I am just asking for once in your life help m-
Hannah: BLOCKED.
by TheAnalScubaDiver September 15, 2020