A guy that is very conservative politically, isn't the best athletically. Has a huge penis and is great in bed. Fucks a lot of girls that his friends think are ugly but he thinks they are hot. Left handed. Hits a slice with his driver. Plays high school golf.

"Damn, Wyman isn't a good golfer but he fucks a lot of girls that aren't hot at all in my opinion."

Wyman by doubleeagle August 5, 2009

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bill wyman

The forgotten Stone. Wrote In Another Land. Holds his bass in a cool way. Liked younger women.

Bill Wyman was in the Rolling Stones.

bill wyman by Ramone Wyman December 12, 2006

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bill wyman

Original bass player for the Rolling Stones.Born December 1935. Has shagged over 1,000 chicks in his lifetime, including some who were not quite legal, most notably when he married (or nearly at least) a girl who IIRC was like 15.

No longer plays bass for the Stones.

Guy #1: Did you hear Paint It Black?
Guy #2: You know that was actually written by Bill Wyman and not Jagger or Richards?

bill wyman by Kajackroll July 2, 2007

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shay wyman

A detestable kid who has the ambition to play professional tennis but can't contend with others in the senior citizen league.

That tennis player is such a shay wyman.

shay wyman by Daniel McCloud March 20, 2005

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